Dai was togged in blazing scarlet,
likewise Wil his long-time butty
with a spot of green to top it
for to see the game in Cardiff.
Both went striding down the valley,
down the long and winding valley
with their tickets in their pockets,
tickets for the game in Cardiff.
Stopped to have some Brain’s for breakfast
– for the Colliers Arms was open –
bright and burnished Brain’s for breakfast
frothy as the spit of cuckoo,
gleaming like a stained glass window,
amber nectar of Valhalla.
Missed the blydi bus by seconds
– quaffed again the heavenly liquid –
got the next one in an hour.
Entered then the hallowed stadium,
sacred centre of the nation,
proud omphalos of the Cymry,
ground revered by all and sundry
where their fathers had lambasted
brawny men from many countries,
Pumas, Wallabies, Springboks, Kiwis
and of course the #?!@%! English –
taught the last some hardy lessons,
tied them up in scarlet ribbons,
packed them back across the border,
handy little dyke of Offa.
Joined the swelling shifting thousands,
shifting, singing sixty thousand
voices drawn from hill and valley,
from Cwmscwt and Bethyngalw,
from the far and distant places,
from all far-off towns and hamlets,
belting out the bread of heaven.
And the fifteen never faltered –
speeding, jinking, swerving wonders,
coursing, sprinting swift magicians
blitzing through the opposition
scoring tries in quick succession,
till the red fifteen, victorious,
brought the game to its conclusion.
Wil and Dai went out ecstatic
carried by the joyous thousands
swirling in that happy river
sweeping through the streets of Cardiff,
drizzly, shining streets of Cardiff.
Then they stopped to have some supper
made of hops and served in tankards,
long and drawn-out frothy supper
held in tankards big and brimming,
brimming with the gold-and-flowing
soft-as-velvet wonder-water,
fabled patriotic potion
strong as steel and clear as crystal;
tossed it down their throats with vigour
as had mighty men of valour
in the days of yore before them
in the storied Mabinogion.
Missed the blydi bus by seconds
– quaffed again the heavenly liquid –
missed the next one in an hour.
So it was that stars were fading,
starry skies of Wales were paling
when our bloated, tired heroes
trekked the road that led them homeward.
Both went stumbling up the valley
(stupid, never-ending valley)
with no money in their pockets
but with plenteous pints inside them;
step by tired step they went, then,
gloating on the game in Cardiff.
Gwen and Bron were waiting for them,
waiting for those two delinquents,
for those boozy, beery rascals
lurching slowly up the valley –
chased the miscreants up the mountain,
tackled one and then the other,
beery belly, legs like jelly
no match for those Welsh girls’ fervour.
Hauled them back and not politely
booted them to bed and scowling,
wagged their fingers, loudly warning
they would cop it in the morning.
But clever Dai and Wil woke early
(clever from the Brain’s inside them),
mooched around for several hours
till the Colliers Arms was open,
stopped to have a frothy breakfast
(followed quickly by another)
and – with consummate dissection –
lived again the game in Cardiff.
From ‘Welsh Past and Present’
Absolutely fabulous. Such contrasting poems showcase the skill and versatility of this writer.
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Thank you for those words, Jacydo!
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Loved it! Glorious!
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Thank you, Vivienne – a ‘funny’ with a Welsh theme, this time. 🙂
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I’d really like to post your stuff on Facebook. How would you feel about that?
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Very atmospheric. Loved the humour, the flow, rhyme and rhythm. Longfellow of the Valleys. I’m looking forward to more.
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Glad you liked it, Roma – thanks for your nice comment. I have one or two more rugby ones up my sleeve.
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Vivid imagery and wit. I also like the well observed nature of the writing. For me the poem had a good strong ending. It would be good to hear this piece read aloud.
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Thank you, Michael. The metre of ‘The Kalevala’, made popular by Longfellow in his ‘Hiawatha’ is a versatile favourite of mine.
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Dwi’n hoffi ‘frothy as the spit of cuckoo’. Captures the whole atmosphere and essence of the ritual!
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Diolch,’poetryatnightblog’. I had some fun with this one!
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